What if the free world is threatened by the great menace of China? Never fear! The Tongan military is on the scene. Here an American trainer works with a sizable segment of the Tongan forces. Remember! War is determined by a wide group of peace-loving cooperative nations, not just the USA!
The great Anthony Freda collaborates once again with Thomas Kinkade to paint another tender portrait of America. You’ve certainly heard of Amazon’s plans for a fleet of drones to carry its precious commodities directly to your home. But that’s nothing! Stirred by patriotic fervor, Amazon will loyally assist our government in its extra-judicial, assassination programs. Heartwarming! And just in time for Christmas!
Perhaps we’ve been wrong about Ms. Britney Spears. Scientists from the Celebrity-Cluster Index have followed Ms. Spears for years and discovered a dangerous spike in global psychosis whenever her popularity rises and interest in social justice falls. Naturally then, we’re alarmed to see Ms. Spear’s popularity grow in the last month. But could our data be flawed? For now, we see that Ms. Spear’s emanations carry great humanistic insight. Her recent masterpiece Work Bitch expresses the nobility of work with beauty, power, and tremendous insight. Critics are already calling the video “flawless” and a “feminist workplace manifest.”
Her opening lines capture the yearnings of women everywhere: “You want a hot body? You want a Bugatti? You want a Maserati? You better work bitch.” Obviously this is coded language for a woman’s right to human dignity. Similarly her ritualistic exploration of high desert yoga in a feminist tribal context is deeply moving. Suddenly we realized her secret message, and immediately made a new INFILTRATION video that decodes and reveals her hymn of praise and solidarity. Yes, Ms. Spears was obviously inspired by the courageous Laotian women who work as deminers, finding and destroying the unexploded munitions strewn through their country. As an American, Ms. Spears realizes that her nation’s military left some 80 million unexploded bombs in Lao PDR more than four decades ago, and her creative videos and performances speak to that. Bravo, Ms. Spears, bravo.
Companies which profit by making the deadliest weapons on earth often love to proclaim their ethical, community, and environmental values. This video expresses our deep gratitude. We take the “Environmental Stewardship” statement of one of the world’s largest arms manufacturers — Alliant Techsystems or ATK — and perform it as a short, sacred opera.